by Mothership on December 1, 2011
$*#&^$! HACKERS!!
Morning: This blog was hacked.
All was lost-site completely gone. B*stards. Cried all morning. Ate entire Gooey Butter Cake. Slight sugar buzz but feeling better.
Afternoon:
Learned how to back up blog files …now fully understand what “closing the barn door after horse got out” means. Still not quite sure about “legally drunk“.
Started repairing blog hack, post by post, picture by picture.
This will take some time.
Hope world doesn’t end before 3 years of blog posts fully restored. Could regret not eating bonbons and watching sappy Lifetime movies instead.
by Mothership on November 29, 2008
I LOVE Cleaning
Holiday Clean Up Completed
Finished cleaning up more whipped potatoes from ceiling, walls, windows and furniture.
Thankfully floor mopped by dogs yesterday.
by Mothership on November 27, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving?
Had a nice Thanksgiving holiday!
Snowed in.
Only one minor malfunction-hand mixer expired mid-meal preparation.
Discovered variable speed power drill superb for whipping potatoes.
Note: Low speed ONLY. Do not give teenage boy opportunity to whip potatoes ever again.
by Mothership on November 21, 2008
The New Me
My New Hairstyle!
Stylists all said it looked great.
Family can’t stop giggling.
Had no idea my getting a makeover would make them all so happy!
by Mothership on November 18, 2008
Day at the Salon
The holidays are coming up!
Treating myself by spending the afternoon getting hair cut and colored. Haven’t treated myself in6, 8- 10 years.
Hope I love it.
by Mothership on November 13, 2008
Naked Man
Fine Art
Daughter#1 discovered photo of Michelangelo’s statue of Michelangelo’s naked David in encyclopedia and will not put it down.
So glad she’s finally appreciating the Arts.
by Mothership on November 7, 2008
Knock Out...er, I mean COUGH Syrup
Rain, Rain and more Rain.
Children inside all week. Cabin fever madness setting in.
Longing for the good old days when Children’s Cough syrup had alcohol in it.
by Mothership on October 31, 2008
Trick or Treat.
Just took little kids out for early trick or treating.
Mugged by group of burly teenagers. Bastards. Lost two bags of candy. Bastards. Suffered scraped knee and black eye in scuffle. Kids OK, but shook up. Bastards.
Can’t recall Halloween being a ‘contact’ holiday in the past.
Already planning next year’s costumes. Thinking fully padded/helmeted football players for kids.
NOTE:
Must look for size 12 space alien suit with live tazers for me.
by Mothership on October 24, 2008
The circus is in town!
Can’t wait to take the kids.
Don’t you just LOVE clowns?
by Mothership on October 19, 2008
Kid #3 got head her stuck in the banister today.
What a weird little kid.
Feeling blue.
Only have 6 kids but feel I’m not handling them well today.
Neighbor lady raised 10 and tells me she never had any problems. Must be that huge liquor cabinet of hers.
